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<Crispy> I need more quotes with me in them.
<grawity> <Waldo> &4~++ <- May or may not be ASCII porn * Dvyjones uses his imagination * pop must be used to seeing the real stuff. :(
<sigtyr> 8===D <sigtyr> Three inches of solid dynamite.
* tonyb in public spanking class <tonyb> erfrrrr. speaking class
*** xhunter Evil. <Crispy> .chgpts xhunter -200 <Crispy> Like that? <xhunter> This will remove me 200 point ? <Crispy> xhunter: No, it wll teleport you to Timbuktu.
21:47 <trshtlkr> I think it's because my nick separater is a colon. 21:47 -!- trshtlkr is now known as tab 21:47 <aliabed> I think your colon needs cleansing.
[07:34:43] <fahadsadah> Cobi: I beat your damn Cluenet. [07:34:50] <fahadsadah> Osht. ... [07:37:15] ClueNet [ClueNet@ClueNet.users.cluenet.org] has set mode +bbbbbb fahadsadah!*@* *!*fahad*@* *!*@gmail.com *!*@*.virginmedia.com ~r:*Fahad* ~r:*Sadah*
Dont mess with pop's cat
Damian steals pops cat <davenull> You can have him. <slashteddy> ...Good. Luck. <Damian> Lool <slashteddy> Icarus will make a nest where you innards used to be. He will sit there, waiting for the Call of the Undead. And when it sounds, he will rise forth from the dark abyss that used to be your corpse. He will open one of his seven mouths, and sing the song that ends the Earth. <davenull> He did that to me this morning, actually..
3...2...1... FIGHT!
<tonyb> cookies? :}
<Dvyjones> tonyb: :} mewants cookies!
<tonyb> Om nom nom :]
<Crazytales> Dvyjones: what's that movie about?
* tonyb eats Dvyjones's arm.
<Dvyjones> Crazytales: Don't remember
* grawity munches on a cookie.
* tonyb munches on Dvyjones's other arm
* Dvyjones 's typing became slower as he tries to pull his hand out of tonyb's moth
<Dvyjones> *mouth
* Dvyjones types with nose
* grawity slaps Dvyjones around a bit with a large herring
<Dvyjones> GAAAAA...AAAAH, there I got left arm back...
* tonyb eats Dvyjones's arms
* Dvyjones uses that arm to pull his right arm out...
<Dvyjones> Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
-!- Dvyjones was kicked from #clueirc by Bash [Stop repeating yourself. ("uu" repeats 19 times)]
-!- Dvyjones [davenull@sine.cluenet.org] has joined #clueirc
<Dvyjones> Lol, I was typing with my nose and then my brother came into the room...
<Crazytales> Dvyjones: Just beat tonyb about the head with a frying pan.
* tonyb hits Dvyjones with his keyboard
* tonyb breaks the keyboard over Dvyjones's head
* tonyb screams RWRAGHHHH
* Dvyjones hits tonyb with everything he can find...
<Crazytales> tonyb: pff, it's not a Model M. can't do much damage.
* tonyb grabs cookie, sits down on floor, and munches happily :}
* Dvyjones also screams RWRAGHHHH
* Dvyjones grabs one of Crazytales' Model M keyboards and whacks tonyb a lot with it...
<Dvyjones> Uh-oh...
* Dvyjones runs
* tonyb absorbs them and gets more powerful
* tonyb 's heatvision melts Dvyjones's neck, making his head fall off
* tonyb munches on cookie :]
* grawity grabs his old Olivetti keyboard and smashes Dvyjones with it.
<tonyb> KEYBOARD FiGHT!
<&Rembrandt> tonyb: There is a key labeled "Caps Lock" to the left of the key labeled "A". Obviously you have accidently depressed the key and enabled it. Please depress it again. Thanks.
* tonyb jumps up in the air holding a keyboard and smashes it into grawity
<Crazytales> haha
* Dvyjones had ran away, getting his father's old computer and throws it on tonyb makeing him flatterer than a pancake...
<Crazytales> No Northgate Omnikeys in this fight.
* tonyb then climbs onto the roof, jumps off of it, hitting Crazytales's head with the keyboard in mid-air
* Dvyjones pulls the keyboard from grawity and smashes it into tonyb's cookiejar
* grawity grabs a box of floppy disks
* tonyb dodges
* lietk12 drops a CD spindle, using grawity for acceleration.
* Dvyjones really whacks tonyb's cookiejar and jumps on the cookies until they are crumbs
* tonyb throws dvd's at grawity and they cut him like sharpened frisbies of death
<grawity> NINJA!
<&Rembrandt> grawity: There is a key labeled "Caps Lock" to the left of the key labeled "A". Obviously you have accidently depressed the key and enabled it. Please depress it again. Thanks.
<Dvyjones> And then he jumps on the crumbs until they defy the laws of physics and cease to exist...
* grawity casts Gaussian Blur on niekie
<Dvyjones> Lol :P
* tonyb grabs a stapler and staples Dvyjones's back
<Dvyjones> RARGHHH!!!!
* tonyb staples Dvyjones's front too
* Dvyjones grabs his stereo and blasts everyones eardrums out...
* tonyb tosses the expended stapler aside and picks up a phone, throwing it at grawity with incredible accuracy
* grawity attacks tonyb with +5 Artifact of Lossy Compression
* tonyb screams, throwing another phone at Dvyjones's speakers
<tonyb> , causing them to explode
* Dvyjones walks through an electromagnet, puylling all the staples out...
<Dvyjones> Darnit, that's what kept my trousers up...
* Dvyjones pulls them up again...
* tonyb tags grawity with a special electromagnet, and leaves him in the middle of a cornfield where aliens abduct him
* Dvyjones gets belt...
<grawity> Lol
* Dvyjones is back, now clothed!
<Dvyjones> :P
* tonyb whips Dvyjones with pants
* Dvyjones casts mspaint on grawity
* grawity defends with Crispy's tesla coil
* tonyb grabs a wet towel and whips grawity
* Dvyjones grabs a hairdrier
* lietk12 pours dried leaves, boiled on tonyb.
* grawity casts Gaussian Blur
* tonyb shaves Dvyjones's head
* Dvyjones casts The GIMP
* tonyb picks up lietk12 and tosses him into an array of old P3s, lined up like bowing pins
* Dvyjones casts Sepia!
<tonyb> STRIKE!
<&Rembrandt> tonyb: There is a key labeled "Caps Lock" to the left of the key labeled "A". Obviously you have accidently depressed the key and enabled it. Please depress it again. Thanks.
<Dvyjones> Now everything became sepia!
<SwirlBoy39> Crazytales: Ping.
<Dvyjones> <Crazytales> SwirlBoy39: Pong.
<Dvyjones> :P
<Crazytales> Pong.
<SwirlBoy39> :o
<tonyb> this is melee
* Dvyjones casts netsplit
<tonyb> Not gimp
* grawity attacks tonyb with +20 Sword of w00tness
* tonyb uses a regular sword to cut grawity's arms off
* grawity takes 10 damage due to flaky connection
* Dvyjones attacks tonyb with +20 axe of cookie-ness
* lietk12 warps grawity
* Dvyjones uses his chainsaw to chop tonyb's lims off...
* grawity defends with Shield of Clue
<Dvyjones> Screaming "RARRARRARGHHHH!HH!H!H!!112213!one!!!fiveeight!!!!
* grawity defends with Ctrl-Z
* Dvyjones then moves to grawity...
<Dvyjones> RARRARRARGHHHH!HH!H!H!!112213!one!!!fiveeight!!!!
* tonyb swordfights grawity with keyboards
* tonyb jams a flash drive into Dvyjones's eye
* lietk12 throws grawity down a black hole.
<Dvyjones> AUGH! MEH EYE(S)!!
* tonyb whips lietk12 with a corded mouse
* Dvyjones makes the black hole into a white hole...
* grawity attacks with +25 Grammer Nazi
* lietk12 attacks tonyb with punctuation.
* Dvyjones attacks grawity with +25 Gramm*a*r Nazi
* tonyb stabs lietk12 with an explamation point
* grawity defends with I Know, Idiot
* Dvyjones attacks lietk12 with teh cl00f0ln355!
* Dvyjones slashes everyone with the sword of netsplit!
* lietk12 defends against tonyb with an exclamation point.
* grawity casts Thunderbolt
* Dvyjones gets a lighting rod and put it in the ground...
* lietk12 defends Dvyjones with a lack of cluefulness.
<lietk12> *defends against
* grawity throws a verb at Dvyjones
* Dvyjones takes the verb from grawity, thanks and sends a noun back.
* grawity stabs tonyb with an adjective
* grawity concentrates
* Dvyjones stabs grawity with an interrobang
* lietk12 intimidates grawity with the subjunctive mood.
* Dvyjones hooks tonyb with a question mark
* Dvyjones wonders where tonyb went...
* grawity casts © Copyright 2009 Microsoft
* Dvyjones casts ┥
* lietk12 summons RMS, with katanas.
<Dvyjones> Erm...
* Dvyjones throws katanas wildry around himself and ducks...
<Dvyjones> Screaming "HAJIH! HEEEJAH!"
<Dvyjones> Or something like that...
* Dvyjones casts Public Domain
* grawity defends with EMACS
* lietk12 summons Lawrence Lessig.
* Dvyjones casts trial mode on grawity
* Dvyjones cast screensaver on lietk12
* SwirlBoy39 casts DDOS on Dvyjones
<Dvyjones> Ooooooooooooooo, equal length
<&Bash> Warning: Dvyjones is repeating. ("oo" repeats 7 times)
* Dvyjones has good firewall =D
* Dvyjones casts ping -f on SwirlBoy39
* lietk12 casts TechTV on Dvyjones
* Dvyjones casts TiVO on lietk12
* Dvyjones gets a MAKE:zine
* SwirlBoy39 casts BSOD on Dvyjones
* Dvyjones casts YSOD on SwirlBoy39
* Dvyjones presses space on himself...
<Dvyjones> Ah, worked =D
* SwirlBoy39 casts RTFM on Dvyjones
* Dvyjones casts Kernel panic on SwirlBoy39, grawity, lietk12 and tonyb
* lietk12 sends Dvyjones a box with a bobcat in it.
* Dvyjones returns it
* SwirlBoy39 jumps!
* Dvyjones looks for tonyb's cookies...
<Dvyjones> Ah, there!
* lietk12 throws a toaster with a dagger at Dvyjones
* grawity dualboots Windows
* Dvyjones eats one, then stabs everyone with the shattered cookiejar...
* Dvyjones throws a kitchen at lietk12
* grawity munches on a cookie
* Dvyjones munches his cookie...
* lietk12 points out that Dvyjones forgot the kitchen sink.
<Dvyjones> lietk12: Oh thanks...
* Dvyjones throws that too...
* lietk12 ducks.
<Dvyjones> At grawity
* grawity attacks Dvyjones with +25 Sword of pwnage
* Dvyjones attacks grawity with +150 Sword of (OPER
<Dvyjones> */OPER
* Dvyjones casts cronjob
* Dvyjones casts Ruby Mode!
* lietk12 uses the power of SCIENCE.
* grawity blocks with Shield of Anope
<lietk12> Math is delicious!
* Dvyjones attacks grawity with DaVinci.
* Dvyjones watches grawity's points go down the pot...
<Dvyjones> Or drain, or whatever...
* grawity defends with ChanServ
* Dvyjones reattacks with MemoServ
* lietk12 attacks with NickServ.
* Dvyjones throws abscissa at grawity
* Dvyjones defends with tonyb
<Dvyjones> Err...
* SwirlBoy39 uses <I am a lamer> with Bash and kicks chanserv via ClueNet!
<Dvyjones> *vector
* Dvyjones sets /ignore
<Dvyjones> :P
* Dvyjones cast Torley and everyone says "Friendly greetings!"
* grawity dies
* grawity respawns
* Dvyjones casts grawity's death upon lietk12
<Dvyjones> Aww
* lietk12 restores with biology.
* Dvyjones hacks the code and removes respawn if realfirstname == "Mantas"
* Dvyjones presses rewind
* Dvyjones cast Torley and everyone says "Friendly greetings!"
* grawity ports the game to COBOL
<grawity> Heh, hack THAT!
* Dvyjones casts HTML
* Dvyjones casts 8-bit graphics
* lietk12 casts Internet Explorer.
* SwirlBoy39 dies
<Dvyjones> Everything turned blocky...
* osxdude casts SSH
* Dvyjones casts telnet
* osxdude casts light
* SwirlBoy39 casts yomama
* Dvyjones casts sepia again...
* grawity counterattacks with rsh
<Dvyjones> SwirlBoy39: You're dead, you can't cast...
* Dvyjones casts zsh
* SwirlBoy39 respawns
* grawity stabs osxdude with WiX
* Dvyjones adds SwirlBoy39 to non-respawn list...
<osxdude> WOKKA!
<&Rembrandt> osxdude: There is a key labeled "Caps Lock" to the left of the key labeled "A". Obviously you have accidently depressed the key and enabled it. Please depress it again. Thanks.
* Dvyjones stabs grawity with a joystick
* grawity summons Dark
<osxdude> Sloww SSH is slow.
* SwirlBoy39 notes the norespawn list died
* Dvyjones brings it back up...
* grawity transforms into a pacman and eats osxdude
<grawity> Wakka wakka wakka
* Dvyjones transforms into a ghost and eats grawity
<Dvyjones> brlip
<Dvyjones> GAME OVER
<&Rembrandt> Dvyjones: There is a key labeled "Caps Lock" to the left of the key labeled "A". Obviously you have accidently depressed the key and enabled it. Please depress it again. Thanks.
<Dvyjones> :P
* grawity eats a cherry
* Dvyjones casts Snake on grawity
* grawity has two lives left.
* grawity defends with Tetris
* Dvyjones casts phone-borkage
* Dvyjones casts rubiks cube
* Dvyjones solves it
* grawity summons Space Invaders
* lietk12 casts a 4-D Rubik's Cube.
* Dvyjones pwns everyone and get to the top of the Highscore list...
* grawity summons Cthulhu
* Dvyjones casts USB 1.0 on grawity
* Dvyjones cast mute on lietk12
* grawity calls Hastur
* lietk12 summons Linux Torvalds.
<Dvyjones> *Linus
<lietk12> *Linux.
<lietk12> Gah.
<lietk12> *Linus.
<Dvyjones> *Linus
<Dvyjones> :P
<lietk12> (I swear, someting is wrong with my left ring finger today)
<Dvyjones> We are the grammar nazis!
* grawity attacks everyone with +1337 Sword of Eliteness
<Dvyjones> We are the grammar nazis!
<Dvyjones> Everyone, join!
<Dvyjones> Everyone, join!
<Dvyjones> We are the grammar nazis!
<Dvyjones> We are the grammar nazis!
-!- Dvyjones was kicked from #clueirc by Clue [Stop flooding!]
-!- Dvyjones [davenull@sine.cluenet.org] has joined #clueirc
* Dvyjones waves with his directors thingie and shouts "Cut!"
su cybojanek; screen -x
<&cybojanek> Tony took over my screen earlier <&cybojanek> asdDISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS <&cybojanek> aklsdjklasjdklasjd./.....
Cluefulness at its Cobiest
<Crispy> [12:59:01] [arbelos.cluenet.org]: *** SERVICES *** AAAAAAIIIIIEEE!!! I'M DIEING! HELP! (sigterm) <Crispy> Ummmm .... <grawity> Ehh, what? <Crispy> That's what phpserv says when it gets Ctrl-C apparently. <grawity> Well, who wrote PHPserv? <Crispy> Or any sigterm. <Crispy> Cobi.
Monday morning
<SnoFox> davenull: But apples. <davenull> SnoFox: Now that I agree with. <robert> Look, just lemon your carrots and you'll be good. <davenull> Exactly.
Start loop here
18:42 <SwirlBoy39> My daddy isn't :D
18:42 <SwirlBoy39> :P
18:43 <CWii> Mine is too!
18:43 <SwirlBoy39> My daddy's not sick. Is yous cwii?
18:43 <CWii> Mine is.
18:43 <SwirlBoy39> Aww.
18:44 <SwirlBoy39> Give him some TLC, soup and anti bacterial stuff.
18:44 * SwirlBoy39 squirts antibacterial stuff in cwii's daddys eye.
18:44 <SwirlBoy39> Uhoh.
18:44 * robert is installing wtorrent :)
18:44 <SwirlBoy39> REWIND!
18:44 <&Rembrandt> SwirlBoy39: There is a key labeled "Caps Lock" to the left
of the key labeled "A". Obviously you have accidently
depressed the key and enabled it. Please depress it again.
Thanks.
18:44 <SwirlBoy39> My daddy's not sick. Is yous cwii?
18:44 <CWii> Mine is.
18:44 <SwirlBoy39> Aww.
18:44 <SwirlBoy39> Give him some TLC, soup and anti bacterial stuff.
18:44 * SwirlBoy39 squirts antibacterial stuff in cwii's daddys eye.
18:44 <SwirlBoy39> Uhoh.
18:45 <SwirlBoy39> REWIND!
18:45 <&Rembrandt> SwirlBoy39: There is a key labeled "Caps Lock" to the left
of the key labeled "A". Obviously you have accidently
depressed the key and enabled it. Please depress it again.
Thanks.
Teh Cobi
<Crispy> !cobi if(isavailable(*(struct TehCobi *)cobi)) moveTo(cobi, "IRC");
:P-wned
<nathan> =p <SnoFox> :P <nathan> =p <SnoFox> :p <nathan> =p <SnoFox> :p <nathan> =p -!- nathan was kicked from #clueirc by Clue [Stop repeating yourself!] <SnoFox> :D -!- nathan [~nathan@nathan.users.cluenet.org] has joined #clueirc <SnoFox> :P <nathan> =p <grawity> :P-wned. <nathan> =P-wned!
Fishbot trouted by Clue
-!- mode/#clueirc [+b *!*@go.moo.oh.yes.they.do] by Clue
Free milk?
-!- mode/#romania [+milk 4 free] by LordLandon
Dvyjones learnt to think
<DvyWeb> This is an entire new thing for me... Actually thinking :P
CWii kills methecooldude
19:56 * CWii pokes methecooldude 19:56 -!- methecooldude [kvirc@admin.cubed.cluenet.org] has quit [Ping timeout] 19:56 <CWii> You still here? 19:56 <CWii> Oh. 19:56 <CWii> Poke of death.
Spyro_Boy and TonyBox.net (a.k.a. vector.cluenet.org)
[14:52:30] <spyroboy> tonybox.net rawks [14:52:34] Suspect [Suspect@68-113-164-151.dhcp.plt.ny.charter.com] has quit IRC: NETSPLIT theta.cluenet.org vector.cluenet.org [14:52:34] spyroboy [spyroboy@dhcp-0-4f-4e-9-5c-63.cpe.mountaincable.net] has quit IRC: NETSPLIT theta.cluenet.org vector.cluenet.org <snip>
Crispy and DaVinci
[01:12:44] <+Crispy> DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1\ [01:12:53] <+Crispy> Luckily DaVinci isn't here.
spyro_boy hacking ActiveRPG
[20:36:32] <@ActiveRPG> spyro_boy(1181637) found an exploit in the ARPG Code! This wonderful godsend has caused them to gain 14982 points! [20:48:14] <+spyro_boy> I SO HAXED ARPG [21:02:26] <@ActiveRPG> The hand of God has smitten spyro_boy(1196413) and taken 70724 points from spyro_boy!
Monobi requesting an IRC bot
<Monobi> Crispy, could you write a simple C script for me? <Crispy> Monobi: C isn't a scripting language. <Monobi> Application. <Crispy> What do you need? <fishbot> Guns. Lots of guns. <Crispy> Besides guns.
tonyb and his webcam
{21:20} <tonyb> when I go to skype.com, the light on my webcam flashes o.o
{21:20} <tonyb> I've been refreshing and making faces at it, in case its taking my picture
{21:36} <tonyb> I mooned it
27 hundred hours sir!
<grawity> lordlandon: When will you get home? <lordlandon> Umm now +7h or so. <grawity> So about 27:43? <grawity> ...umm.
Working on the school website is fun
Back story: The script that determines if it is an R or a W day for the high school website some cluenetters manage is broken.
16:32 <&tonyb> return "<b>Please ignore this, the Y2K9 bug has gotten us, please watch out for homicidal toasters btw.</b><br>".$ret; 16:32 <&tonyb> :D? 16:32 <~Jared> ... 16:32 <~Jared> no? 16:32 <&tonyb> but what if the y2k9 infected toasters kill them because WE diddnt tell them 16:32 <~Jared> There are none. 16:33 <&tonyb> None that we know of
The party
* InvisiblePinkUnicorn (invisiblep@InvisiblePinkUnicorn.users.cluenet.org) has joined #NOC * pop (~popsecret@pop.users.cluenet.org) has joined #NOC * Phase (~Phase@adslbbd.usr.ip03.44-24-264-183.dc.prov938-163.rs23.minvoeri.cq) has joined #NOC <CWii> Wow that party was great. <CWii> Wasn't it davenull <davenull> CWii: Yeah man, where are my pants? <Cobi> . . . <CWii> Oh yeah Cobi has them. <davenull> Lol, had to do it Cobi. <CWii> Cobi, give him his pants back. <davenull> :P <Cobi> CWii: I don't have to go through ClueCouncil here ;) <CWii> :o
Flood much?
<SwirlBoy39> :P <nathan> ... <CWii> .... <grawity> ..... <MindstormsKid> ...... <CWii> ...... <grawity> ....... <MindstormsKid> ........ <grawity> ......... <MindstormsKid> .......... <CWii> .......... <grawity> ........... <CWii> ............ <MindstormsKid> ............ <CWii> ............. <MindstormsKid> .............. <CWii> .............. <grawity> ............... <MindstormsKid> ................ <CWii> ................ <nathan> CWii: And this is not spamming? <MindstormsKid> .................... <MindstormsKid> lol <grawity> ..................... <CWii> nathan, CCCCOMBOBREAKER>
Replacements
[#clueirc] 02:56 <Cobi> CWii: That should show IPv6, too ;) [#clueirc] 02:56 <CWii> <I am a lamer>, I dunno how :D [#clueirc] 02:56 <CWii> Oh damn you replacements!
SCREW REMBRANDT
<&Rembrandt> fahadsadah: There is a key labeled "Caps Lock" to the left of the key labeled "A". Obviously you have accidently depressed the key and enabled it. Please depress it again. Thanks. <fahadsadah> SCREW REMBRANDT <&Rembrandt> fahadsadah: There is a key labeled "Caps Lock" to the left of the key labeled "A". Obviously you have accidently depressed the key and enabled it. Please depress it again. Thanks.
Rape
fahadsadah had a script to replace fishbots "trouted" function
[12:47:52] * fs slaps nathan around a bit with a large trout [12:47:53] <fahadsadah> fs trouted nathan [12:47:57] * fs slaps nathan around a bit with a large fish [12:47:58] <fahadsadah> fs fished nathan [12:48:01] * fs slaps nathan around a bit with a large rap [12:48:02] <fahadsadah> fs raped nathan
Ignition interlock?
22:04 < sm217> I've almost got my wireless working under freebsd :< 22:05 < sm217> Car simply turns off when the driver is loaded. 22:05 < sm217> s/car/card
We always knew you were
<CWii> .dns IM A DUMB BOT <Rembrandt> IM A DUMB BOT <CWii> Win.
nathan gets boobs
* nathan gets angelina jolies b00bs from ebay * nathan puts them on < nathan> Hmm. < nathan> How do I look? < nathan> =p < Dvyjones> Augh! Meh eyes! < nathan> =p * nathan shoves the b00bs aside to be able to see * nathan takes the b00bs off < nathan> Dammit. * nathan gets sledgehammer * nathan gets thinner < nathan> They're stuck! * nathan tries to remove them < nathan> *OUCH* < nathan> They bite! * nathan carefully tries to remove a piece of finger from the b00bs mouth * nathan gets some Duct tape * nathan gets his sledgehammer * nathan attacks * nathan looks at the sledgehammer * nathan sees half of it is gone * nathan gets out his nuclear b00b-remover < nathan> Ah. < nathan> That's better. < nathan> ~~~0~ * nathan gets out two more sledgehammers * nathan beats the b00bs to a pulp * nathan sells the b00bpulp on ebay
