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User:Tonyb
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TonyB Only exists in theory.[1]
If you find him, which is, of course, impossible[2], he will, most likely, give you $1 if you do not live near him [3].
This part of the article is from the future, it may not apply now.
All hail TonyB. Leader of this planet. TonyB started in his quest to take over the planet in the late 1960s, during which he started by taking over the border of every country. Eventually, TonyB's territory contained a complete outline of the world, and if you viewed it you'd be looking at a political map of the world. The next day (in 2015) all his troops (lined up in a single file line because most of his territory was only a few feet wide) swarmed in and attacked the world. By 2016, TonyB was our new leader. TonyB first started by removing all the lies that took existed under the old regime of Osama Bin Laden, first by telling everyone that Osama Bin Laden had actually controlled the entire world. Then he explained that Oil was really just water with food coloring in it, and finally he explained that over 60% of Island nations like Hawaii and Canada - didn't really exist. He rewrote the history books which were filled with filthy lies and filled them with 100% true goodness. He also cured every disease in the world (which were all lies in the first place and all in our heads) and blew up the moon (Osama Bin Laden's base). What other good things will TonyB, Our glorious leader bring to us? Only time will tell.
References
- ↑ http://interblag.edu/tonybonlyexistsintheory
- ↑ http://reliable.edu/findingtonybisimpossible
- ↑ http://tehfederales.gov/findingtonybresultsina1dollarpayment
- ↑ ClueWiki article - retrieved March 3rd, 2008.
- ↑ Cobi on irc.cluenet.org in #ClueIRC.
